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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Directed by Mary Bronstein

Released 2025

3
Watched
February 19, 2026
Format
TV
Platform
HBO Max
Location
Home
With
Solo

Oscars · 2026

1 nomination

CategoryNomineesKaleb votedKaleb predictedWon
Actress in a Leading RoleRose ByrneBugoniaHamnetHamnet

My take

What a brutal movie. It's just dark and sad on therapy and dark and sad on parenthood. But not in a way that I found moving. I wanted there to be more feeling in it, and instead I just was cringing not because it was cliche but because it was almost awkward to watch someone doing so poorly.